ON THE SHORES OF A MUDDY RIVER

Inglan is a bitch

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Funny Unix csh/sh commands:

% cat “food in cans”
cat: can’t open food in cans

% ar t God
ar: God does not exist

% ar r God
ar: creating God

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!